( spectacular Pink Panther theme)( cheering)( gathering chokes)( encouraging)( applauding)( horde booing)( crunching)( air cornet announces)( whines)( hound rinds)( breath trumpet blares)( clattering)( laughters)( grumbles)( shrieks)( screams, cries)( screams)( groaning)( crowd encourages)( screaming)( horde applauses)( populace boos) YAH! OOH!( bunch applauds)( electronic pulsing) WAH!( pup barks)( chomp)( growling)( disc beeping)( electronic beeping)( laughters)( pup husks)( chomp)( sound)( outcries)( clapping)( raspberries)( hound rinds)( mechanical whirring)( populace applauses)( gathering boos)( Pink Panther theme)( arrows making)( sobbing)( breath horn dins)( honking)( mechanical clattering)( engine sputters)( sobbing)( sobbing)( horde encouraging)( mob mirths)( fly bustles)( chewing)( whining)( skidding)( whistlings)( glorious music)( sobbing)( jazzy Pink Panthertheme song)( horde clapping)( rock music)( clang)( strumming guitar)( alarm bell)( accident) THE CRUNCH! THE REIGNING AND UNDEFEATEDCHAMPION OF THE WORLD IS OFFERING TOSURRENDER HIS BELT TO ANYONE WHO CANREMAIN STANDING AFTER THREE ROUNDSOF HIS POWERFULPUNITIVE PUNCHES. IS THERE ANYONEOUT THERE STRONG ENOUGH, COURAGEOUS ENOUGH, OR CRAZY ENOUGHTO ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, “Were having” A CHALLENGER.( hooting)( gang cheering) HOW ABOUTA BIG WELCOME FOR THE FAST, THE FURIOUS PINKRAGEOUS! AND NOW, THE MINISTER OF MUSCLE.THE KING OF THE RING. THE ABSOLUTELYUNDEFEATED BARONOF BODY SLAMS, THE CRUNCH! AND A SPECIAL “WOOF WOOF”FOR DOG POUND!( grunting)( bunch laughter) GRR! HA HA HA HA! WHOA, LOOK OUT, CHAMP!( accident) HEH HEH, AND LOOK OUTSPORTS Devotee.( chirping) AND THE ACTIONIS UNDER WAYHERE IN ROUND ONE.( ding)( grunting) ALL ABOARD FORTHE CRUNCH TOWN EXPRESS. IT ALWAYS RUNSON CRUNCH TIME. WOOT! WOOT! THIS CHALLENGER’SGOTTA BE THINKING, “WHY DID I EVER DO THIS, “AND HOW CAN IGET OUT OF HERE? “( grunting) PINKRAGEOUSIS STILL ON HIS FEET, BUT JUST BARELY. CAN HE WITHSTANDTHE CRUNCH’S BLASTFROM HIS BREATH ASSAULT? FEW HAVE UNDERGONETHIS HURRICANE OF HOSTILITY AND REMAIN TOTELL THE TALE.’ RAGEOUS GOESFOR THE BEAR HUG.NOW IT’S A SUPLEX. AN Weapon Forbid. THE CHOMP! THIS IS WRESTLINGYOU CAN REALLYSINK YOUR TEETH INTO. BUT THE CRUNCHHAS HAD ENOUGH. HE Greets WITHA PAINFUL PANTHER PULL, A FELINE FRACTURE.’ RAGEOUS IS TAKINGEVERYTHING THE CHAMP’S GOT AND IT LOOKS BAD–OOF! WHAT A MATCH!( ding ding) IT’S BEEN A TOUGH ROUNDFOR PINKRAGEOUS. HE’S A MERE SHADOWOF THE FIGHTER WHO CAME HERELOOKING FOR GLORY. BUT NOW, WE’RE GOING TO SEEWHAT HE’S REALLY MADE OF.( multitude praising) ON TO ROUND TWO.( ding)( crying)’ RAGEOUS IS UPAND READY WITH– OH, NO! IT’S THE MATADOR! THE CHAMP ISSEEING RED NOW! I HOPE’ RAGEOUS KNOWSWHAT HE’S DOING.( growling) OH! NOW, THAT IS GOINGTO LEAVE A MARK. COULD THIS BE? IS IT? YES, IT IS. IT’S THE FLYINGCANNONBALL OF CHAOS!’ RAGEOUS SEEMS DISTRACTED.OR IS THIS SOME PARTOF HIS MASTER PLAN? OH, THIS IS NOTGOING TO END GOOD, FOLKS .( dismay extending off) WHAT A MOVE!’ RAGEOUS HAS COUNTEREDTHE CANNONBALL WITH ALEVER CHAOS BUSTER AND CRUNCHHAS FALLEN FOR IT. IT Glances LIKETHE CRUNCH IS DOWN, FOLKS– WAY DOWN. ARE CRUNCH’S DAYSIN THE RING OVER? COULD THIS BE THE END? WAIT! THE CRUNCH IS UP! BUT WHAT IS THIS? TALK ABOUT A FINE DISPLAYOF SPORTSMANSHIP.’ RAGEOUS IS DOINGEVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE SUREHIS OPPONENTIS ALL RIGHT. ISN’T THAT NICE? AWW!( smack-dab) IT’S RUMBALICIOUSROUND THREE, AND IT’S TIME FORTHE CRUNCH TO BUST OUTHIS BADEST MOVES OR HE’LL BE SAYING BYE-BYETO THAT BIG OL’ BELT. CRUNCH IS WASTING NO TIME KICKING IT IN WITHTHE TERRIBLE TORPEDO TOES. BUT’ RAGEOUS IS READYAND COUNTERS WITHTHE FLYING FINGER FLICK. OH, THE CORN CRUSHER! HOLD THE BUTTER, PLEASE! THE STEAMROLLER! OH, THE SOGGY BOTTOM! THE TRACTOR PULL! OH, IT’S THE Soda pop!( gulping)( cheers and applause) THE CHAMP SEEMSTO BE LOSING HIS FIZZ.HE’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. HE’S DOWN, BUT WHAT’S THIS? IN A SURPRISE MOVE, THE CHAMP HAS TAGGED HIS FAITHFULAND LOYAL MANAGER, WHO’S READYTO GO TO TOWNON THE CHALLENGER. DOG TOWN, THAT IS.( gang encourage)( whirling) HE’S SWINGINGLIKE A SCHNAUZER, PUNCHING LIKE A POODLE, AND BOUNCING LIKE A BEAGLE.( boing) Hold the line, THE CHAMPAND HIS MANAGER HAVE TAKEN A TIME OUTTO DISCUSS A LITTLE STRATEGY.( groaning and slamming) IT SEEMS LIKETHEY HAVE ITALL WORKED OUT NOW.AND THE CRUNCHIS GETTING BACKINTO THE FRAME. LOOKS LIKE THE CHAMPIS FINALLY READYTO END THIS. WITH’ RAGEOUS BACKEDINTO A CORNER, THERE SEEMS TO BENO WAY FOR HIMTO AVOID THE CRUSHING, CRUNCHY BLOWS. HEH HEH.( laughing) GRR … ding! ding! ding! HUH? BUT WAIT, IT’S ALL OVER!’ RAGEOUS HAS DONE IT. HE’S MADE ITTHREE ROUNDS, AND THAT MEANSTHE CHAMPIONSHIP BELTIS ABOUT TO CHANGE HANDS.( stomping and crying) IT’S THE FIRST TIMETHE CRUNCH HAS EVERLOST A MATCH.WHAT AN UPSET! PINKRAGEOUS WANTS THAT BELT. AND CRUNCH ISN’TVERY HAPPY ABOUT ITAT ALL. REALLY VERY UNHAPPY. HE IS NOT A GOOD LOSER.( screaming and crying) BUT THAT’S THE WAYTHE BODY SLAMSAND THE CRUNCH CRUMBLES. AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, PINKRAGEOUS WILL BEWEARING THAT CHAMPIONSHIPBELT TONIGHT.( guitar music)( whimpering) HUH? UGH!( jazzy Pink Panther theme)( hearten)( upbeat music) HMM.( smooch)( whirring, ding)( whirring)( ding)( smooch)( beeping)( laughters)( gasps)( growls)( growls)( inhales deeply)( braces groaning)( joints creaking) OH!( weeping)( beeping)( snarls)( laughters deviously)( laughters)( giggles)( muffled shout)( sighing) HA HA!( laughter) YOW!( screams joyously)( cuckoo chicks chirping)( growls) AH!( breaths)( beeps) AHH!( laughters)( horse neighs)( giggles maniacally)( sighing)( laughters)( beeps)( electronic music)( applauding)( snarls) AHH! AHH! EH.( beeping) AH.( beeping)( applauds and applause)( parties screaming)( whining)( camera shutter clicking)( clattering)( breaths)( beeping)( growling)( screams)( screaming)( groaning) OOH.( thud)( quaint music)( watch ticking)( buzzer hoops) FORE!( chuckles) HUH? AH!( gasps) MWAH.( angry mumble)( grunts)( chuckles) YEAH.( affirmative mutter)( keypad flavors)( satellite beeps)( mechanical whirring)( hesitant whines) AH!( angry grunting) AH!( indistinct stammer)( growls)( grunts) HMM .( groans)( chuckles) HMM.( agitated stammer) AH!( mutters)( chuckles)( electronic beeping)( screaming) HUH?( chokes and whistlings)( laughters)( electronic beeping)( laughters)( laughs)( frog ribbits)( chokes)( gulps)( mocks) MMM.( raspberries)( screams)( snarls)( sobbing)( screams)( chuckles)( screams)( screams)( grunts)( giggles)( vibrating)( ominou laugh)( laughters)( apprehensive stutter)( gasps)( growlings)( screaming)( laughing)( chokes)( screaming)( screams)( chokes)( screaming)( grunts)( chuckling) YEAH! LOOKS LIKE I GOTSOME HAPPY LITTLE FEET, AND THE REASON ISTHE SEASON. KIWI SEASON KIWI SEASON OH, I CANALREADY TASTE IT. SWEET JUICY KIWI. YIKES!( throbbing) I CHASE HIM The working day, AND HIS FEETWANT TO GO DANCING. AND MINE WANT TOGO HOME TO BED. WAIT A MINUTE.WITH THIS, I’LL BEABLE TO SAVE MY FEET AND EATAT THE SAME TIME.( crying) HEY, KEEP IT DOWN, WILL YOUS? CRUMMY KIDS. ALWAYS MAKING A RACKET.OH! OH, THIS AIN’T GOOD. THIS AIN’T GOOD AT ALL. HERE HE COMES, HERE HE COMES, HERE HE COMES. THERE HE Exits, THERE HE Disappears, THERE HE Runs.( whines) KIWI?( whines) STOP WITH THE KIWI. I’M– I’M ALLERGIC TO KIWI. THANKS, AARDVARKY. YOU Exactly SAVED MEA WHOLE DAYOF KIWI PICKING. WELL, I’M UP, AND I’M STARVING. OH-OH! WHAT HAVE WE HERE, HUH? A NICE, TASTY ANT. THAT OUGHTA HIT THE SPOT. HEY YOU, THAT’S MY ANT. OH, KIWI. YOU’RE SO GREENAND SWEET. HOW DID YOUGET TO BE SODE-LI-CIOUS? SPEAKING OF DELICIOUS…THAT’S JUST WHATI WAS THINKINGABOUT YOU. STOP. OUT OF MY WAY, PALY, IF YOUS KNOWWHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU. IF ANYONE DESERVESTO EAT THAT ANT, IT’S ME.TELL HIM, ANT.TELL HIM. I HAVE THEPERFECT NOSE FOREATING ANTS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE? WELL, AARDVARKY, WHAT HEDGEHOGS HAVE ARE SHARP QUILLS ALL OVERTHEIR BODIES. WHAT? YOW! THAT COULDA BEENSOME USEFUL INFORMATION …( thrusting) YOW! A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.ENOUGH ALREADY. I Conceive YOU MADE YOUR…POINT! OHH! YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAYTO KEEP THATSPINY LITTLE BALL FROM EATING THE ANTIS FOR ME TOEAT THE ANT FIRST. OH, NO, YOU DON’T.( whistling) YIKES! AND NOW FOR THETWIRLING TORNADOVACUUM NOSE. WHAT’S THAT?( suggesting reverberates)( aura their) WHOA! QUIT STICKING YOUR NOSEINTO MY BUSINESS. GO FINDYOUR OWN FOOD. THAT’S MY ANT. NOT ANYMORE, HE AIN’T. WELL, I SAW HIM FIRST. YEAH, WELL, I’LL SEE HIM LAST.( whining) OH, MAN. I HAVE REALLYLET MYSELF GO. UH-OH, SPEAKING OF GOING, IT’S TIME TO SKEDADDLE. I’LL SHOW THATOVERSIZED PINCUSHION WHO’S THE KINGOF THIS JUNGLE .( Tarzan bellow)( sprig separating) UH-OH.( sighing) AT LEAST I DIDN’TLAND ON ANY– YOW!( scuffling rackets) OH. MAN, I HAVE TOREGULATE MY WEIGHT. I CAN Just MOVE. IF THOSE TWO EVERSTOP FIGHTING, I’M A GONER. YOU KNOW, IF YOU GUYSREALLY WANT TO SETTLE THIS … I’VE Come JUST THE WAYTO DO IT. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WRESTLING FANS. IT’S RUMBLE TIME! IN THIS CORNER … THEY Announce HIMTHE PRINCE OF PAIN. BOASTING THE TOUGHEST JAB THIS SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC. GET IN HIS WAY AND, OH, HE WILL STICK YOU. HEDGEHOG! AND IN THIS CORNER, THE SNOUT OF THE SAVANNA. A TOP CONTENDERWHO’S HUNGRYFOR VICTORY. YOUR FRIEND AND MY ENEMY, AARDVARK! OY, THIS 100% BEEHIVE SUIT SHOULD TAKE THE STINGOUT OF THATHEDGEHOG’S QUILLS.( drastic music) ALL RIGHT, LET’SHAVE A GOOD, CLEAN FIGHT, GENTLEMEN. AND THE RULES ARE…NO RULES! FIRST, I’M GONNA CRUSH YOU, AND THEN I’M GONNA EAT HIM.OH, YEAH? YOU AND WHOSE ARMY? THERE’S AARDVARK WITH HIS”FALL ON YOUR BACKSIDE, “MAKING A COMPLETEFOOL OF YOURSELF”MOVE. Are you ready! I Get SOME “UNH”WITH YOUR NAMEON IT. HEY, IT Runs. THAT DIDN’T HURT.( sighs) NOW, THEY’RE REALLYGOING AT IT. IT’S HEDGEHOGWITH THE BARB WIREBELLY BUSTER. NOW AARDVARKWITH THEFULL NOSE NELSON. OH, AND THERE’S HEDGEHOGWITH THE CRUSHINGCACTUS CLOTHESLINE. AARDVARK COMESRIGHT BACK WITH A DEVASTATING ATOMIC SNOZZLE. OW. LET’S FINISH THIS, AARDVARK, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL. Ants IN MY PANTSI CAN HANDLE. A HEDGEHOG IN MY PANTS, NOT SO MUCH.YOW!( cries) THIS COULD BE IT, PEOPLE. ONE … TWO …( bees chattering) OHH! UH-OH.( throbbing) HEY, HE’S THE ONEYOU WANT, ALL RIGHT? I DON’T Crave THISCRAZY SUIT. WELL, THAT’S NOTWHAT I HEARD, MY SHARP-TAILED FRIEND.( bees sounding) I’LL GET YOU, AARDVARK! I’LL Get YOU! AND NOW TO CLAIMMY SCRUMPTIOUS PRIZE. WELL, YOU DID WIN MEFAIR AND SQUARE AARDVARK. PLUS I’M WAY TOO HEAVYTO RUN ANYWAY. GET IN THERE, YOU DELICIOUS … KIWI! ONE, TWO, THREE! AND THE WINNER AND STILLSUPER NOT-SO-LIGHTWEIGHTCHAMPION, IS ME! ANT, ANT, ANT. AH, THANK YOU.THANK YOU! ANT, ANT .( organ toy Pink Panther theme)( mirths and applause) HMM. MM!( applauds and applause) HA HA HA! MWAH. MWAH.MWAH. MWAH.MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. HMM? HMM HMM! HMM!( grunting) UHH!( gasping)( grunting)( thud) OHH!( grunting) UHH!( whimpers) DOH!( disintegrate)( rollers clanking)( mumbling) OOOOH!( ashamed laugh) UHH!( grunting)( grumblings)( abashed laugh)( growlings)( moaning) HYUH! AH! AH!( clucking softly)( chuckles deviously)( imitating chicken clucking)( crows)( obsessed mutter)( abashed laugh)( growling)( incensed clucking)( panicked clucking)( chuckling)( screams)( evasive laughter)( clucking)( crows weakly)( applauds and applause)( breaths) HMM?( shouts angrily)( feeble clucking)( bell dings)( dinging) HUH?( jazzy elevator music)( bell dings)( giggling) WHOA OH!( giggling) HUH? HA HA! AHH.( chortling)( chuckling) MWAH! HUH?( growling)( blubbing)( applauses and applause)( heartens and applause)( hurtle)( yelping)( resounding)( ovations and applause)( Pink Panther theme)( Pink Panther theme dallies)( muttering)( smooching) OH!( car panic pealing)( grunting) HEH HEH.HEH HEH HEH HEH. HMM.( gate-crashing racket) HMM? HMM! HEH HEH. HMM? HUH? doink doink! GRRRR! HMM. HMM?( sounding racket) HMM? HMM? HA HA HAHA HA HA! HMM? HMM …( rumbling) HEH HEH HEH. HUH?( complaining) HMM? GRRRR! AH! HEH HEH.( birds hooting) HEH HEHHEH HEH. GRRRR! HEH HEH HEHHEH HEH.( rumbling)( squishing rackets) HUH? GRRR! UNH! UNH! UNH!( instrument starts)( tires squeak) AAH!( gate-crashing sound)( chicks tweeting) HMM? GRRRR!( pigeons squawking)( complaining) AAH! AH, HA HA HA …( growling)( splashing interference)( insane laugh)( mare neighs) HA HA!( whining) GRRRR–HMM?( sounding)( clanging rackets)( sounding racket)( whistles)( Pink Panther theme) HA HA HAHA HA!( dolphins tattling)( whining) AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH …( yaks)( sounding interference)( clapping)( whistle)( encouraging continues)( whistling)( chuckling) UH … AAH!( squeak, squeak, squeal) EH?( creak, squeak, yelp)( teeth chattering)( whistling)( hooting) HMM.( whistle)( horde clap)( booing)( whistle)( laughter)( chuckling)( slurp)( horde booing)( whistle)( birds quavering)( gather booing)( whistles, clears throat)( grunting)( grunting, crying)( whistle)( Muzak playing)( populace shouting)( electronic beeping)( sound)( gathering booing)( whistle)( booing)( snarling)( gathering cheers)( slurping)( weak whistle)( laughs)( whistling)( gags)( multitude claps) EH? AAH! OH HO! HA HA HA HA HA!( groans)( horde cheers)( laughter)( teeth blab)( bird chirping) GIVE IT UP, ANT.YOU’RE NO MATCHFOR MY CHAMPION ANT-CATCHINGSKILLS. Sciences? YOU KIDDING ME, AARDVARK? YOU COULDN’TCATCH A DROPIN A RAINSTORM. OH, YEAH? WHERE DID HE GO? AHA!( bells jingling) RAINDROP, HERE I COME. YOU KNOW, HE’S NOT AS TASTY AS I THOUGHTHE WOULD BE. WHAT YOU EATING, AARDVARKY? I’M EATING YOU. UH-OH.( growlings)( shrieks)( sighs) OOH! EE–OOH! OOH! EE–OOH! AAH! EE!( stomach growlings)( gong reverberates, buzzer dings)( grunting)( chicks chirping) WHOA. I DON’T KNOWHOW YOU DID THAT, BUT IF I KNEWHOW TO DO THAT, I’D BE ABLETO CATCH THAT ANT.IT IS CALLEDKUNG FU. GESUNDHEIT. I CAN School YOUMANY THINGS, BUT THERE ISONE CONDITION.( snorts) YOU MUST DOEXACTLY AS I SAY, WITHOUT …( snorts) QUESTION. I’LL DO ANYTHINGTO CATCH THAT ANT. HYAH! HA! WHOO-HA! WHOO! WHOA.HOW DO I LEARNHOW TO DO THAT? NO, NO, NO, MY UNTRAINED FRIEND.( snickers) YOU MUST FIRST MASTERTHE BALANCING HORSE. THE FLYINGKICK OF DOOM CAN ONLY BE TAUGHTBY THE EXALTEDHIGH MASTER. YOU MUST BEPATIENT, WARRIOR.( snickers) PATIENCE SHMATIENCE. I’M GOING TO PRACTICETHE FLYING KICK OF DOOMON THAT ANT.PREPARE YOURSELF, ANT … FOR THE FLYINGKICK OF DOOM. HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! THAT DOOM STUFFSOUNDS PRETTY NASTY. I GUESS I BETTERGET OUT OF YOUR WAY, AARDVARK. STAY WHEREYOU ARE, ANT.( humming) OOF! WHOA!( splash)( liquid bubble) I HAVE A FEELINGI’M ABOUT TO LEARN WHY THEY CALL IT THEFLYING KICK OF DOOM.( high-pitched chattering)( humming) HMM.( door opens) NEED MORE TRAINING. HYAH! HA! WHOO-HA! WHOO!( grunting)( fowls chirping) ONE DAY THE EXALTEDMASTER WILL TEACH YOU THE WAYS OFTHE ESKRIMA STICKS. Now, PRACTICEHOLDING THESE. I’LL Come THE BROOM.WITH THESE, I’LL MAKE THATANT ESKRIMA. ESKRIMA FOR MERCY. HA HA HA HA! HEY, ANT. DO YOU HAVEONE LAST REQUEST BEFORE I MAKEA KUNG FU SANDWICHOUT OF YOU? OH, MAN. PUT THOSE DOWN. YOU’RE GONNAHURT YOURSELFWITH THOSE THINGS. HYAH!( thud) OW! OW! OW! OW! I DON’T Demand TO SAYI TOLD YOU SO, BUT I TOLD YOU SO. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.( sniffing)( metal reverberates) AAH! YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF SOUNDEDLIKE A STEEL DRUM.( growling) OUT OF THE DARKNESS IT CAME. THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR KNOWN ONLY AS THE CREATUREFROM THE SWAMP. AAH! KEEP AWAY! NEED MORE TRAINING. NO! STAY BACK! I HAVE TAUGHT YOUEVERYTHING I KNOW.( snorts) ONLY MY MASTERCAN HELP YOU NOW. IT’S ABOUT TIME. MASTER, LOOK. I BROUGHTMY NEW FRIEND. HE Attempts ENLIGHTENMENTIN THE WAYS OF KUNG FU.ESPECIALLY AS ITRELATES TOCATCHING ANTS. OH, THE HORROR. AARDVARKY, THE HORROR! YOU’RE THEHIGH-EXALTEDKUNG FU MASTER? YEP. ALWAYSAT THE READY. HYAH! DON’T MESSWITH THE BEST. LOOK, MASTER.I ALMOST HAVE–( oinks) I ALMOST HAVE IT! THAT’LL DO, PIG. THAT’LL DO. GOOD THINGYOU’RE HERE, AARDVARK. TODAY’S LESSONIS LEARNING HOW NOT TO EATYOUR NEIGHBORS.( all snarling) UH, YOU KNOW, I’D LIKE TO MAKEA PHONE CALL. OOF! UH, UH, UH, UH, BRUTUS. WE MUST LEARNTO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH OURJUNGLE FRIENDS. AS YOU COMMAND, SENSEI. COME HERE, MY LITTLE BLUE BUDDY! IT’S NOOGIE TIME! HA HA HA! HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.I’M GONNA EAT YOU.( titters) JUST KIDDING.NO, I’M NOT. YES, I AM. OKAY, OKAY, STOP WITHTHE LICKING AND THE HUGGINGAND THE NOOGIE-ING! YUCK. AW, YOU KNOW, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO GIVE BACKTHROUGH TEACHING. LIKE A BALLOON, MY EMPTY HEAD EXPANDS WITH EACH BREATHOF YOUR WISDOM. YOU ARE RIGHT, LITTLE PIGGY. NOW LET’S GO GETSOME SUSHI! I LIKE SUSHI. RAW FISH–TASTY .( breath and evaporates profoundly)( humming)( chuckles)( encourages and applause)( laughters)( giggles)( moans) AHH!( sound)( daddy)( mutters) HMM?( growls)( teach whirring)( metal squeaking)( whistlings melodically)( grunts and titters)( laughters)( slurping) WHEW!( panting)( spray draining)( snarling)( laughters)( mutters)( laughs)( penetrating rumble)( screams) AH!( toilet flushing) MMM.( screams)( growls) HUH?( pup husks)( sighs and raspberries)( sound) THE ONLY THINGTHAT MOVES AROUND HERE IS YOUR BIG MOUTHFLAPPING ALL THE TIME. GO AHEAD, INSULT ME, BUT THIS NEXT MOVE IS GOING TOROCK YOUR WORLD. MAYBE THAT ANT IS RIGHT. MAYBE I SHOULDJUST GIVE IT UP, CALL IT QUITS, ORDER A CHILI DOG, AND BE DONE WITH IT. SO YOU GONNA QUIT … JUST LIKE THAT? WELL, MY EAVESDROPPING FRIEND, I’VE TRIED EVERY TRICKIN THE BOOK TO CATCH HIM. MAYBE … JUST MAYBE IT’S NOTABOUT TRICKS. YOU NEED Implements, MY FRIEND. YOU’RE A COMPLEX DUDE. YOU NEED COMPLEX TOOLS. High tech. NO MORE ROCKSON THE HEAD, MAN. AND SLOTH IS HERETO SET YOU UP. SO WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU? WELL, SINCE THE SLOTHCAN’T LIVE ON LEAVES ALONE, I’LL TAKE 50% OF THE NETAND 50% OF THE GROSS. 50% OF THE ANT.THAT IS GROSS. SO DO “Were having” A DEAL? I GUESS HALF AN ANTIS BETTER THANNO ANT AT ALL. IT’S A DEAL. WHOA. TOMORROW, THAT ANT IS MINE. HEY, ANT, I’VE GOT SOMETHINGI WANT YOU TO SEE. AW, MAN! IS THIS ANOTHER ONEOF YOUR MACARONIART PROJECTS? I’VE ALWAYS TOLD YOUNOBODY’S BETTER WITH GLITTER AND GLUETHAN YOU. WOO-OOH-OOH. LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES. I’M LOOKING. DEEPER. OH, I’M DEEP. AH-HA! NOW YOU’RE INMY CONTROL. THAT WENT BETTERTHAN I THOUGHT. I BETTER MAKE SURETHIS WORKS. HEY, ANT, HOP UP AND DOWNON ONE FOOT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? NOW YOU’RE A BULLDOG.( rinds) YEOW!( growls)( rinds) SIT, YOU CRAZY DOG.I’M STARVING HERE. NOW YOU’REA SIZZLING PIECEOF ANT BACON. SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP.SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP .( smells) BACON? HEY, BUDDY. WHY IS IT THATEVERY TIME I GET THE ANTJUST WHERE I WANT HIM, SOME WISE GUYHAS TO COME ALONG? LISTEN, WISE GUY-I-I– NICE HAT.IS THAT BACON? LISTEN, BEAR, THIS IS AN ANT. AN ANT.DOES HE LOOK LIKE BACON? OH, I’M BACON ALL RIGHT. SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP. SIZZLE, SIZZLE, POP, POP. HE SAYS HE’S BACON. OH, HE’LL SAY ANYTHING. HE’S CRAZY. OH, I’M CRAZYALL RIGHT. CRAZY GOOD-TASTING. GIVE ME THE BACON NOW! WOULD YOU SETTLEFOR PASTRAMI?( grunting and piercing) STOP IT! STOP! STOP! STOP! I CAN’T STANDTO WATCH THISHORRIBLE SCENE GO ON. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.CARRY ON. PASTRAMI, HUH?( grunting) YOU LOOKA LITTLE SHOOK UP. TIME TO SHAKETHAT ANT UP WITH THIS.( earsplitting knocking) NOW I WONDER WHOTHAT COULD BE.I ONLY KNOW OFONE PERSON POLITE ENOUGH TO KNOCK BEFORETHEY TRY AND EAT ME.THE AARDVARK.( screams) AND WHAT DO YOU CALLTHAT GETUP? THIS A HOLOGRAPHICBOXING SET. WITH THIS, I WILLFINALLY LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON YOU. I Study YOU’RE THE ONEWHO GOT SMACKEDWITH THAT CRAZY– OH! WHOA! AH!( stammering and screaming) WAIT A MINUTE. NOW THIS I LIKE. I’LL Get THE ANTWITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE.( electronic beeping) WOO-HOO! THAT Ogles A LOTLIKE MY CABLE TV BOX. NOW LET’S SEEWHAT’S ON TV .( electronic beeping) AH. ROMANCE. WHAT THE– A WESTERN. NO. SCIENCE-FICTION. OH, SEEN IT.( beep) A Actuality SHOW? BITTER REALITY.( groans) OH, NO! NO! NO! NO! OH! AARDVARK. HERE’S YOUR NEXT MOVE. STEP INTO THE FUTURE. HEY, ANT, WHY DON’T YOUOPEN THE DOOR? WHAT DOOR? THE INTERDIMENSIONAL DOOR. LOOK, MAN.I DON’T HAVE ANYMORE TIME FOR YOURBLINKITY-BLINK LIGHTS AND YOURFLASHITY-SPLASHITY TOYS. AH-HA! WELCOME TOTHE FUTURE, ANT. AND–OOH.I LIKE WHAT YOU DIDWITH THE PILLOWS. LOOKS LIKE THINGSARE LOOKING UP FOR ME. OUR NEW MODEL CANCOMFORTABLY ACCOMMODATEONE OR A FAMILY OF FOUR. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? HERD.HERD WHO? HERD OF ELEPHANTS.( rumbling)( elephants trumpeting) SO YOU GOTMY 50% YET? OUR DEAL WASYOU GET 50% OFEVERYTHING I GOT, RIGHT? THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. OKAY. THAT’S 50% OFEVERYTHING I GOT. WELL, I WILL SAY THISABOUT HIM. THAT AARDVARK ISA MAN OF HIS WORD.( birds chirping)( thud)( thud)( tusks honking)( grunts)( titters)( screams) HMM?( vibrating) AH! H-AHA!( mutters)( yelps)( energy crackles)( string trimmer machine turns)( doll cries)( mutters)( screams)( string trimmer device turns)( lawnmower machine starts)( screaming)( chuckles)( vibrating)( chortles)( screams)( horns honking)( chuckles)( chuckles)( chuckling)( laughs)( thundering) AH!( titters)( screams) AH! AH! AH!( screams)( grunting)( thud)( coughings)( reviles)( laughters)( grunts)( laughs)( metal clangingand machines whirring)( chuckles)( screams)( crash)( mutters)( crying)( hum sawing)( fus sawing)( laughter)( upbeat renditionof The Pink Panther Theme).

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